Reblogging Way Too Much
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smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it’s the best medium for the story give me a minute
>be me
>gay
>recently out
>at my first pride
>having a good time
>someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd
>i catch it
>hear a girl behind me go “damn my dog’s gonna be so disappointed you caught that”
>turn around
>she’s holding a leash
>theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash
>he says “i really wanted that ball”
(via itsagifnotagif)
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That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show
I’ve got some great news
what
I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico
(via dulect)
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yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed
*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on*
I fucking lied the swag never stops(via thebootydiaries)
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people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me
(via taiga-fujimura-official)
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im going to the forest does anybody want anything?
pined cone
bring back hozier
mothman
An oboe that’s in tune
A clarinet that isnt fucking broken
(via dulect)
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A gadget that allows you to sit without a chair
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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
(via rubissdesaint)
